mood board Easter egg explosion occurrence on Owl Creek Bridge

mood board Shot it and drank the blood with a bourbon chaser

(Really?  REALLY?  C'mon, really?            I don't know you).

mood board Ali G's Boyhood Bedroom Fer Real

mood board The most interesting granny in the world (and she drinks Dos Equis)

mood board Anonymous Sperm Donor's Living Room

Viscious Bone Marrow Addict

mood board She's like vegetable sushi, but with more...sushi

ASIAN MAN STATUE  20" plaster.  Available in any color lacquer.  $72.00

STICKY. SEVERELY LIMITED OPTIONS.

                                           not that comfortable with decoupage without Photoshop

3rd GRADER?

MY blahhhhgs are so easy for you.

You almost don't have to read.

Final thought:   no one really wants to read blahhhgs.

BIRTH OF VENUS  20" plaster.  Available in any color lacquer.  $72.00

I have different heads if I wanna have em

Could someone freakin' gimme a hand ovah heeuh?
Oh.  Nevah moynd.

The schmancy fantsee chair is in our attic.  You can't see
the bat turds on it.

u have mad skillz

think about it

mood board Just the basics. The way over the top ones.

mood board Bar/Living Room Design For Heavily-Sponsored Person

(What if you lived in say, Vail, and you had this place, where you could warm your wool whatevers on the most modestest fireplace ever, shoot up a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wallpapered partition, and ride from the deck?)

mood board Many years ago

I made this little vignette to show off that cool orange thang.

 My good and fine brother made the cool orange thang, which we dubbed CONEHENGE 1, as this table was followed by CONEHENGE 2 in aqua, and, uh, I don't remember if we made more (I painted) but they were delicious.

Items from the south side:

Very busy

coating my homemade-out-of-a-cigar-box pill box with glitter and magazine punk people.

Maybe I'll show it; depends on how comfortable I am with decoupage sans Photoshop.

mood board I have to organize everything in my life. Today.

Subconsciously, that's GOTTA be where this morning's mood board comes from; I equate orderliness with black and white.  The red 
mirror is the bloodshot eyes I'll have by 3PM.
Or the aneurysm.

mood board For that Tuesday fresh feeling

mood board Go Forth Ye, And Un-Matchy-Match

20" Chinese Royalty.  Can be lacquered
 in any color.  $72 USD.  Plaster. 

mood board OK, very poodle-gum pink.

But YOU don't have to do your homework here.


CHOPIN  BUST  12" plaster.  Available in any color lacquer.  $49 

I ONLY SHOOT PICTURES

Which three little sculptures did I make using feathers?  (If you answered "the 'Red' Crosses in the pink room above, clap for you)!


And what artwork did I make with a photo from the Bangor State Fair?  
(Hint:  it's not the image of the naked chick beheading pink blood-seeping catfish.  Also, it's not the print of the tall buildings -- there are none in Bangor.  Additionally, it's not the embroidered, antique Chinese fabric; if in repose to watch the tractor pull at the fair, one sits on the old blanket used to put under the dogs in the car.  And finally, it's not the glittered deer head -- if deer in Maine were glittered, manly hunters would shoot Goth teenagers instead). 


COTTON CANDY PRINT 8x10 25.00.  Other sizes available.

CT (NOT CONNECTICUT) SCAN

 Which one, the following morning, is my brain on a sleeping pill?